The inspiration for this dish came four decades ago for the birth of our second daughter. My mother-in-law flew out to Wisconsin from California to help us look after a toddler and a newborn. She helpfully took over the cooking duties. At the time I had only ever cooked recipes out of cookbooks, and had never encountered her intuitive cooking methods before. I watched her prepare her famous coffee chiffon cake using a porcelain Chinese rice bowl to measure out the ingredients. But I was tethered to measuring cups and spoons, so I knew I could never repeat the feat. She was an amazing cook. She whipped up tasty meals quickly, including this dish fancifully called “ants climbing a tree” in the Chinese cookbooks on my shelves. My mother-in-law’s recipe only included 5 ingredients: ground meat, bean threads, eggs, scallions, and garlic. And as I watched her put it all together in a wok, and seasoned it to taste with soy sauce and fish sauce, I knew I could make it too. It was the first time I ever cooked a dish without a recipe.
Although I give measurements here, they are just an estimate; a guide if you will.
Ants Climbing a Tree (Ground Meat with Bean Threads)
Yield: 4-6 servings
1 tablespoon rice bran oil
2 large cloves of garlic, minced (add more or less to taste)
Approximately 300g ground meat (chicken, pork, beef or lamb) or a little over a pound
1 bundle of bean threads
2 large eggs, beaten (1 egg is fine but 2 adds more deliciousness)
Dark soy sauce and fish sauce, to taste
2 stalks scallions, sliced thin (be fancy and slice them on the diagonal)
Boil a cup of water. Place it in a bowl and add the bean threads. Let it soften in the hot water about 7-10 minutes. You’ll know it’s soft enough when the bean threads are limp but still opaque. Drain and set aside.
Cook’s Note: To make the ground meat moist and tender, add 1/4 teaspoon baking soda with a small amount of water to a small bowl to dissolve it. Pour the mixture onto the meat during stir frying. Adding baking soda to tenderize meat is called velveting. This step is entirely optional but highly recommended.
Heat oil in large wok or skillet over medium heat. Add the garlic and stir-fry until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Add the meat and stir-fry until no longer pink. Season to taste with dark soy sauce, or add just enough to darken the meat. Mix well. Add half the scallions and stir to combine.
Cook’s Note: Dark soy sauce is not salty. It is a somewhat thick sauce used mainly in Chinese cooking to color food without adding salt. If you only have light soy sauce which is salty, (“light” refers to the thickness of the sauce) add a small amount to color, mix and then taste. Remember you will be salting the dish with fish sauce later. Or you can skip the fish sauce and salt the meat now.
Add the soaked bean threads and stir until well-combined with the meat. Cut the meat and bean threads together using the spatula for stir frying. The heat will turn the bean threads from opaque to transparent. Pour over the beaten eggs and let it sit for a few seconds until slightly set around the edges. Then stir fry until the eggs are cooked through and well distributed. Sprinkle over fish sauce. This is finishing the dish with fish sauce, so go lightly. Add just enough fish sauce for a delicate aroma, the merest hint of pungency. Plate. Sprinkle over the remaining scallions. Serve at once with steamed brown rice.